js S sm (12:58:57 AM): i can work tu th 1-4, mw 10-4
js S sm (12:59:03 AM): thats 18 hours!
js S sm (12:59:12 AM): and fridays i watch porn

so i'm back in irvine right now, for spring break. and the bed in my old room is my sister's old bed, and it's a full. now, back in san diego i have a twin bed. mark kraz always wonders how i manage to sleep it because it's so "tiny" (especially when compared to his bed, which is the size of a small african country, and took about 6 pine trees to make... way to go mark, that's 0.000005 ounces of oxygen you just cost us all). anyways, so i've been sleeping in this bigger bed, and let me tell you.. i don't see the big whoop. i always just end up sleeping on half of it. and the worst part is this - you need two pillos on such a wide bed. so you really CAN'T sleep in the middle because then your head is in the crack between the two pillows, and that's worse than death itself. and the worst part, is when i'm sleeping and i wanna roll over to the other side, now i have to crawl 5 miles so that my head makes it onto the other pillow. moral of the story is that you can't chew a horse without killing a prostitute.

Alright mother fuckers, this bitch here (the blog) is
BACK FROM THE DEAD.
That's right, I'm going to try to revive it, and start writing ridiculous shit again. Stay tuned for more.